Wil: What, you think that some guy, who said he is my cousin, who is Tongan, who has the name John Waldon but who goes by the stage name Bertie Blagowrie, has come to my house, like begged to stay at my house because he's scared of hotels, has come to my house, he's watched porn really loud, pretended he was deaf, masturbated towards me, said "hey hubba bubba gum", and then like nailed himself to my floorboards in some kind of Jesus motion, and you think, "oh well, case closed. No more investigation needed here. Moving on. Oh, it's Monday, that's a gym day. Looking forward to the gym this afternoon." You don't think I'd do more investigation?